Monday, September 1, 2014

This could be useful

I may consider training the staff of the Paco Command Center to use these tactics against the hordes of door-to-door salesmen we've had this summer.

The Four Stooges in "Foreign Policy Daze"

"Secretary Moe, I hear that Putin is now threatening the Baltic states. When we get back to the White House, I want you to call the president of Yugoslavia and tell him we're behind him a hundred percent."

Monday movie

King Arthur gets backtalk from Dennis the peasant in this classic scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (helpfully upgraded with Portuguese subtitles).

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Sunday funnies

Feminist catcalls.

Sometimes being late is better than being on time.

Little boy is informed that his mom is pregnant; hilarity ensues.

Great authors do tend to be somewhat catty toward one another.

Tattooist interprets request very literally.

We've had quite a bit of construction noise in my office building, but I can't say that I've seriously considered this option.

Friday, August 29, 2014


Sure, Joe Scarborough is worthless in his own right, but he’s the grit in Ace’s shell that generates pearls like this.

Maybe Barry could work on his ISIS strategy over the weekend, since these a$$holes appear to be planning some mayhem on our southern border.

It’s as if the captain of the Titanic, sailing his spanking new ship through icy northern waters, had been worried mostly about his vessel getting hit by a meteoroid: “The FBI’s most recent national threat assessment for domestic terrorism makes no reference to Islamist terror threats”.

Hey, you people in Gaza, remember: what goes up must come down.

Halp us Jon Carry, we r stuck hear in Mekka! (H/T: Captain Heinrichs)

Another attempt by Obama to circumvent the Constitution.

If you want to know what really happened in Benghazi, then obviously you’re just a partisan Hillary hater.

Finally! The government is cracking down on illegal immigration. Oh, wait…they're talking about the Mexican government.

(From the People's Cube)

Happy Feet Friday

Gorgeous Ina Ray Hutton sings "Baby, Knock Me a Kiss”.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Why, you could've knocked me over with a feather

Obama admits that he doesn’t have a strategy for dealing with the Islamic State…“yet”.
“I don’t want to put the cart before the horse,” Mr. Obama said in a news conference at the White House. “We don’t have a strategy yet. As our strategy develops, we will consult with Congress.”
Well, you’d better get on it, Barry, or you’re not going to have a cart or a horse.

Oh, and if you’ve developed an interest in consulting with Congress (however belatedly), you might want to include a couple of other little issues, like amnesty and climate treaties.

Update: Sorry, dude. Wearing Ronald Reagan-style suits doesn't make you the Gipper.

"Nice try, Junior."