Friday, October 21, 2016

Happy Feet Friday

It's Friday, and I can't wait for that Five O'Clock Whistle. Neither can Duke Ellington and the band.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Of course

The corruption runs deep in the Clinton campaign, no doubt with the blessing of its Red Queen. So, naturally, there's a campaign worker with the absolutely perfect name of Wylie Mao who claims he could get away with sexual assault.

2nd Amendment math

Cheerfully pinched from Veeshir at DoublePlusUndead. If you're not reading the V-man everyday, you're missing out on some righteous (and hilarious) rage.

Hey, Madonna wants to give you an STD!

All that, and Hillary, too.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Pumpkin carving is so yesterday

Hickok45 shows how it's done with a pair of Colt .45's.

Sunday funnies

Lost in translation.

Paper resumes? Boring! Sending out action figures of yourself? Eye-catching!

Komputance eksemplifyd...

The dangers of coitus interruptus (or why, if you live in bear country, you should carry a .44 Magnum - and maybe a couple of hand grenades).

And now, for that tear-jerking, romantic ballad, "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim is Getting Better".

Hey, how about Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize in literature? Who better than Weird Al Yankovic to demonstrate the nuanced complexities of Dylan's poetic mind.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Great! Another promotion!!

I've now ascended another rung on the ladder of pejoratives from "deplorable" to "scum of the earth" (next stop: "just as bad as Hitler").