Saturday, November 15, 2008

You May Already Be a Winner!

Dear Mr. Ayers:

In view of your contributions to political discourse and education, Paco Real Estate Holdings, Inc. would like to present you with a token of our esteem - an exclusive, undeveloped lot in a veritable tropical paradise. There's just one little thing you need to do to qualify...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like a place where "only a good weatherman" might go ...

Anonymous said...

A fine idea, indeed. Mr. Ayers, I hope that you will accept this gift as soon as possible.

Anonymous said...

You were a cute little shaver, Paco. Fond memories, huh?...lol.

RebeccaH said...

That place is much too pretty for the likes of Ayers. I recommend this place instead, as I believe we would all be more comfortable if he were sleeping with the fishes.