Thursday, October 22, 2009

Why Is Keith Olbermann So Good At Spreading Manure?

Because he was a communications major in Cornell’s agriculture school.

See? There are distinct advantages to being a graduate of an ivy kudzu league school.

6 comments:

Minicapt said...

Nothing wrong with an agricultural school; the point should be that he couldn't qualify for a proper agricultural program, and thus studied for a communications diploma.

Cheers

Paco said...

That was, indeed, my point.

kc said...

Point taken.

Communications diploma at ag school =
shovelling sh*t

Yojimbo said...

Maybe he felt he needed that degree to lockin that job doing the 5 AM farm report at KGRN690-"Your 500 watt blowtorch serving ALL the central valley."

"Hi, Keith again, before I get you the latest elevator statistics I just thought you would like to know that Freds just got in that shipment of #33. Yes, that's right, the new #33 "Turbo" is finally here and just in time for the fall planting."


/Not meant to disparage people in the heartland, salt of the earth they are and a great deal more porductive than I am.

Yojimbo said...

Er, and they can actually spell "productive". Sheesh.

RebeccaH said...

Oo! Oo! I know! Because he's a lying, opportunistic sh*tweasel?

TW: mulnesol - an over the counter drug preferred by leftards in government, despite its proven effect of sludging up the brain.