Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Hey, how is Harry Reid's bus tour working out?

6 comments:

JeffS said...

Heh! Looks like Harry himself is at the wheel.

richard mcenroe said...

Apparently Reid isn't even promoting his bus's itinerary, for fear Tea Partiers will follow him around.

SCENE: A Nevada truck stop, somewhere outside Henderson. Mother and child sitting in a corner booth with menus.

LITTLE BOY: Mommy, there's a wrinkled-up senator under the table.

REID: (Sotto voce) Shhhh, sonny! Ma'am, I'm Harry Reid and I hope I can count on your vote this November..

CHRIS DODD: ...and may I just add, excellent thong.

REID: Get your own effin' table...!

Diners look up as the table rocks to the sound of SCUFFLING, OVER

Paco said...

HAW, HAW!!!

missred said...

the french music adds a nice touch

RebeccaH said...

That was brilliant, Richard. The only thing missing is when the mother shrieked and kicked Harry in the face.

richard mcenroe said...

RebeccaH -- Sarah Palin already took care of that...