Friday, August 23, 2013

What a relief!

President Obama assures us that the NSA isn’t trying to “listen in” on our emails.

I don’t know about yours, but my emails have a distinctive eight-to-the-bar beat, with some occasional hot trumpet licks and sizzlin’ saxophone solos. If somebody at the NSA is listening to my emails, he’ll be the one tapping his feet.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Deborah.... Well, in fairness, they might not be "trying". It's just that they patch into the wrong address (you know those addresses can be so confusing) , and before ya know it their reading about the latest goings on of nefarious characters like two guys skulking in the bushes of a clueless....

They would like us to think it's like a new operator on one of the old telephone exchanges trying to manage all those plugs and wires. They listened in too.

If you ever get clicks on your phone, say "hi" to the boys. Trust me on this one.

rinardman said...

Did Obo the Clown also say they aren't reading our phone calls?

RebeccaH said...

I hope they're "listening", because I have an earful for them just about every day.