Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Maybe I should move to Washington

"DC BILL WOULD PAY PEOPLE STIPENDS NOT TO COMMIT CRIMES".

Why, there are hundreds of crimes I'm prepared not to commit - for the right price.

5 comments:

rinardman said...

Councilmember Kenyan McDuffie, a Democrat who wrote the legislation...

A democrat? I'm shocked! I never would have guessed that.

RebeccaH said...

So. Extortion money, and they don't even have to go to the trouble of actually extorting anyone. Even our criminals are getting lazy.

Minicapt said...

Not just a Democrat, but a member of a sorely oppressed minority.

Cheers

Deborah said...

Will they let the programs be completed by internet? My jammies are really comfy.

mojo said...

Danegeld doesn't strike me as an awfully good idea.