Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Yes, as a matter of fact, this is the hill I choose to die on

That tears it! I put up with 8 years of this insufferable twit's ideological war on traditional American values, his dangerous foreign policy mistakes, his Castro-length speeches, his undignified petulance, his towering mendacity, and I was willing to forget him once he hit his expiration date, but he has come charging back into the spotlight with the outrageous declaration that eating meat causes climate change - which naturally implies that somebody the government must DO SOMETHING!!.
“People aren’t as familiar with the impact of cows and methane,” Obama said, adding that “as people want to increase more meat consumption, that in turn is spiking the growth of greenhouse emissions coming out of the agricultural sectors.”
When normal people think of cows, they think "Ummm, delicious beef!" Barry only smells cow farts.

Damn the methane, full speed ahead!

Updated with patriotic video:


rinardman said...

And eating arugula causes brain rot. Apparently.

Deborah said...

Barry must be happy about California's "Moonbeam" Govenor who recently signed a bill to monitor bovine methane. Will he volunteer to stick monitors up bovine arses? Why
can't he just plant trees.

Well, he can try to pry whatever beefy goodness I'm devouring at the time. He can try, but he'll be able to empathize with California cows.

bruce said...

There's a joke in an Indian movie:

Yogis levitate because they eat so much cauliflower and pass so much gas.

Holding My Nose said...

Note that Obama did not commit to abstaining from eating beef, just to advocating that the rest of the world should.

RebeccaH said...

So says the former Dog-Eater-in-Chief.

Jonah said...

I haven't seen any flatulence detectors attached to California cow asses yet. But then I don't drive through Sacramento much anymore. HAHA!